Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Oooh boy, aint that the truth

And in the end the worms were drained of their blood fat and masked for sale inside of blankets. They said "Hurray" and "Thank God" and "Oh, fuck no" but the moneychangers were obstinent and adolescent, so their pubic hair was sealed in carpenters glue and mailed to you. You of course were pleased and accepting only to find your easter ruined by wheels.

For this a gang of blue ribbon males with meatballs on forks were confiscated from the bordellos and shot bullets out fo their mouths which killed everyone who was deemed by Congress to be "bad".

Then you sat back without lemonade and saw the sidewalk.

It was the beginning, it was one town. Vomit was exactly like vomit.

And wow, what's inside the name?

50 comments:

Jackie said...

i.... really....like....this.

not sure why, but i do.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

Those who interact with money, such as a moneychanger, and in the sense of osmosis, will always be doomed to doom-like existances by others who see them. But then again there may be moneychangers powerful enough to change money. Worms aren't always the first to critisize such people(that is moneychangers of the former reference)--worms exist on the notion of bitterness towards (and utter longig to become) plasma, the substance that defines human bloodtype. This form of bitterness leaves a solution in the soil of the Earth and few other currently unknown planets. This solution is the objective substance typically referred to in the bible as "original sin". In this sense, Easer is ALWAYS "ruined" to some extent---but only to those of a certain mindset.
This covitous mentality of worms was in fact deemed fit for the "bad" list in the constitution by congress less than thirty years ago. But such a vote wasnt taken until the entire senate majority vote was taken over by the BRM party. since then--truth runs through us all no matter how much an individual lives in spite of it.

Yes, Correct said...

Planes flip.

Then waffles are created.

Then the model licks the knife at the photo shoot.

Where does this leave your spiritual sense? Depleted. Or is it? For one could easily assemble plywood farms to be erected into sweatshops. Thats where the future is, not in technology, but in shacks.

Richard said...

Now as we all know, I live for laughs, and nothing provides more laughs than watching roasts. Ive loved watching roasts since I was little, and last week's roast of William Shatner (or as I insist on referring to him [much to poor Liz's aggravation] the "Shat Man") included an absolute gem for the ages...Betty White (who is not only brilliant but was pretty fuckin hot at one time) addressed Farah Fawcett who was sitting about 10 feet from Betty's left---"Farah I feel like we have so much in common, Im in my 80s and thats the last decade when you mattered". Fuck yeah! Hilarious...I hope I have that much moxy when Im in my 80s

Jackie said...

that makes me love betty white even more!

although i'm not sure how that is possible.

Richard said...

Have you ever seen Bett's days on Mary Tyler Moore? She was so awesome!

D said...

Betty White on Mary Tyler Moore was fucking evil. Her acting range is incredible.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

tickle tickle tickle

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

ribbons and ponies?

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

chocolate chip cupcakes?

D said...

There is a peace festival in Scoville Park this weekend, and the Oak Park Arts Fest. I thought everyone should know.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

and a brat and beer fest in lincoln square (ziggy zoggy)

D said...

I overheard people at work talking about that. I suppose it's a good thing I don't like either, or I might start feeling left out.

Jackie said...

i like beer!

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

the beer was very cold, the brats very wonderful, the kraut very plentiful

Jackie said...

i'm glad you had a good time!

i've been sitting at home with my parents eating cheese whips.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

ah well ya know--one day soon our roles will be reversed.

speaking of creative things to do with cheese: are you into the curd scene, being a wisconsinite and all? whenever i get north enough--I tear it up with baskets and baskets of cheese curds. Although, Ive noticed if yr too far south in wisconsin, cheese curds simply become miniature cheese sticks..and for some reason it appears Illinois is unaware of the existence of the curd.

Jackie said...

i'm a big fan of the curd. cheese is the only reason i could never be a vegan. seriously, wisconsin = cheese.

i'm a fan of the curd, and yes as you get farther north the curd becomes more of a staple in the party diet than it does in the southern parts of the state. i dont get much farther north than green bay ever, so i dont know how they do it up there.

Jackie said...

when my friends boyfriend came to wisconsin from ireland to visit, we made him eat cheese curds and he was amazed. apparently you don't have to be a hick from wisconsin to enjoy them. it spans continents! we made him drink a fish bowl as well, do you guys have those in chicago?

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

I once had a cheese curd in Cornicopia that tasted so good my retinas fell off my face. and i think thats the northernmost tip. it was worth it.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

fish bowl? whats a fish bowl?

(and yes, I think all that sort of thing spans the globe--not to mention smoked string cheese) I believe the cheese curd will duck the shadow of globalization.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

when I say "spans the globe" I mean nobody does it better

Jackie said...

a fish bowl is basically a big bowl of booze mixed with some sort of juice stuff. you can pick your color too, like purple or blue, etc. it's like a fish bowl sized colored long island iced tea. its not something you drink on your own, you share with friends. unless you want to vomit.

my friend has a cabin in cornicopia! that's great that you have gone there.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

what the fuck is a cheese curd?

Jackie said...

thats so weird that people dont know what cheese curds are.

they are just little clumps of cheese that are amazing. most people deep fry them but you can just eat them plain as well.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

so it's a chunk of cheese? ok...

did anyone else here ever think that rich and i would be so similar to brad pitt and angelina jolie? minus the kids and money, that is.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

does that make me vince vaughn?

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

and its much much much more than a chunk of cheese! its a mouth full of heaven

Richard said...

That fuckin Brad Pitt is always trying to rip me off, this goes way back to 93 when he stole my haircut and soul patch combo.

Actually I cant wait to watch people's attitudes who have critcized our (liz & i) arrangement not to get married now change because a celebrity is saying it, thereby making it "valid". Or theyll think we're stealing a page from theyre playbook, even I though we hatched this idea in 2003. And I wrote it very explicitly at the end of "Life Isnt Hard", check makethingseasy.blogspot.com to read it, if ou havent (plug plug)

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

my dear friends---let it be known that a new ornette coleman album is coming out this tuesday! Sound Grammar.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

excellent.

Jackie said...

i just e-mailed you rich. and yes i thought of you and liz when i read the news about brad and angelina. way to be the first!

and yes, i did not describe the cheese curd in such a glowing way as i should have. it's amazing. enough said.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

haha... vince vaughn! you're hilarious, tim! so what's so special about cheese curds? well, maybe if anyone here wants to join me (hint, hint) in finding a cool pick-your-own apple orchard in wisconsin maybe you can introduce me to these wonderful chunks of cheese. then we can have a nice autumn picnic with apples and cheese.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

I am of course refering to that brilliant film featuring mr pits and miss lips thats been on cable oh so much lately and thank goodness for that (hint, hint, hint)

and yes, as Jackie was saying, theres no way to describe the greatness of a good curd, you need only to try one. hence thus and so I would be very much in support of gathering an outing to an apple orchard in wiscnsin. that sounds really great actually. thats totally my kind of thing and even more so kates!

so drop some dates if you like and lets all look around online for some good places. remember: the further north you go--the better the curd (and the bigger the fishbowl...apparently)

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

yeah, bring kate! i was thinking, though, more of a one day thing near the wi-il border, but if we want to just get up earlier and leave later, to drive further north, that's cool too. i will be looking at my schedule soon and will let you know.

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Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

I think definitely a one day affair. but i think we should do a BIT more than the border...its the difference of another forty-five minutes.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

ok

Jackie said...

http://www.waga.org/orchards.html

a definitive list of apple orchards in wisconsin.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

Thanks Jackie!!

Jackie said...

i only know stuff about the apple orchards near my parents house in green bay. but that's pretty far north.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

are you going to join us, jackie? you should!

Jackie said...

i would like to! if i can get to the place that you suggest in this great state of wisconsin.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

well if it's not far then we can just come get you. we'll either be in rich's car, or maybe i will break down and rent a big suv-type car... unless someone knows someone with a big car that they can borrow. i don't know anyone who drives an suv.

Jackie said...

we could rent a sweet van! you know kind of like a scooby doo van.

Jackie said...

when exactly were you guys thinking of doing this? so i can plan accordingly.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

i have to wait for my analog photo teacher to give me the assignments for october, since he hasn't even typed it yet, and then plan if/when i want to go to boston to see my sister, then i will let you know.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

Not that its an suv but if you guys can make it to our neighborhood--we'll go in kates car to wisconsin (honda civic). I think we can all fit comfortably(jackie too) and thus forego the cost of a truck. what say thee?

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

ok. i know those civics are bigger than my car. i even think kate's civic is bigger than my grandfathers... which if all else fails, i'm sure he would let me use.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

i dont know if its much bigger--Im just offering that we will drive.