Saturday, October 21, 2006

Naysayer hits Roeper Wit A Wet Wiwwy

But evwyone's aw wite,

37 comments:

Deanna said...

So how fucking typical is it that the winner of the Chicago marathon slipped on a piece of advertising?

Richard said...

Did, they? wow, perfect-har har har.

Deanna said...

Yeah, it resulted in him having a severe head injury.

I officially hate the CTA. God forbid they actually communicate half-hour delays to their customers as soon as they know about them.

Deanna said...

Lung cancer and a brain tumor...what a horrible way to die.

Richard said...

who died like that?

Jackie said...

good morning everyone!

isn't it strange that i can accept phone calls on my phone but i can't make them. that seems a little fucked.

Jackie said...

and.... look how hot eartha kitt is.

Jackie said...

and guess who is getting seasons 4-6 of the golden girls for x-mas? that's right! me! i seriously could not be more excited, and perhaps that's a little depressing? haha

D said...

Sandy West, the drummer from the Runaways.

D said...

I mean, that she died, not that she's getting Golden Girls DVDs for Xmas. Because dead people don't think old ladies are funny.

D said...

My piss poor substitute for King Lear.

D said...

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How many comments will I make?

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

yeah, i hate the cta, too, deanna. d we really have to sit for 20 mins at forest park before we finally take off???

there's this shakespeare thing or something from a black theater somewhere in the city that looks really interesting. said something about slaves fighting for artistic independence... there was an ad on the train. rich wants to see king lear (at the goodman, i think... the one with stacy keach). if anyone's interested let me know.

D said...

King Lear's run ended last night. Tickets were like $75 a pop, for the nosebleed seats. I look on the company intraweb this morning, and of course NOW we get discounted tickets to Goodman productions since the production's over. Too bad the next one is something lameass like "A Christmas Carol."

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

oh, that's too bad... oh well. it was rich's thing anyway, for the most part.

D said...

Yeah, Lear is my favorite Shakespeare play. But I'll settle for Macbeth, especially for $8.

But if anyone does wanna see A Christmas Carol, I can get tickets for 50% off.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

you know i've never actually read a christmas carol (or king lear), nor have i even seen a movie made based on it (or king lear). i'm so uncultured! i did like a tale of two cities, though.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

hey hon, did you want to see "the last king of scotland" sometime this week? you're all invited, too.

D said...

I can't stand Dickens, at least his writing style. A Tale of Two Cities didn't have a half-bad plot, but ugh, he makes Jane Austen look like Kate Chopin or something.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

i've nver read either of them, so... ok. but no one i know likes a tale of two cities, so i guess i was expecting that response.

Richard said...

I loved tale of 2 cities, especially the grave digger who would lick rust off his fingers.

D said...

By the time I'd first read Dickens, I'd already finished A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Does that tell you anything?

Jackie said...

i need to read again, i feel dumber every day.

Richard said...

Nice fucking picture jackie!

only julie newmar was totally HOTTER!

Jackie said...

i've been listening to eartha kitt non-stop! it's great while i do crosswords and drink coffee in the morning. such an old lady.

D said...

At least you don't knit.

Reading is hot, dude. Get on that shit. The library is your friend.

Jackie said...

my mom just sent me an e-mail that says "santa sees all honey"

spooky.

Jackie said...

so richard, do you plan on calling me sometime in the future?

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

did i tell you guys what i got from "US Immigration"? a fucking e-mail advertising immigrating to the US! the image doesn't show up, but in the bottom corner it says "seize the opportunity. immigrate to the united states and give you family the life they deserve." i know it's not really any government e-mail, but it's still weird.

D said...

Maybe you should take the hint, Liz.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

i'm not "an illegal," d!!!! :) i know, rich sometimes likes to say i am, but i'm not!

D said...

I was actually just being absurd there, Liz. That e-mail could've been written with a Scandinavian audience in mind, y'know? No, Liz, I'm well aware that you're barely legal.

:P

Jackie said...

apparently i can't have a naked painting of bea arthur as my profile pic on myspace. what's the point of being on there then?

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

that sucks, jackie... you'll just have to leave myspace.

Jackie said...

according to some quiz about what kind of lesbian i am, i'm the "vagina-reference making dyke". apparently i connect everything that pertains to my vagina to other things in the universe. partially true and partially weird.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

haha.... it's only partially true because sometimes you reference other womens' vaginas.

Jackie said...

well of course i would reference other women's vaginas! that's what makes life great!