Friday, May 18, 2007

YES- It's The Sexxx Quizzz

Jackie & I created the World's Greatest Sexxx Quizzz!

Answer honestly!

1) Do You Swallow?
2) How many times a week do you masturbate?
3) Have you ever given a rim job
4) Have you ever received a rim job?
5) Do you have a foot fetish, if so, why?
6) Do you like to play with or have someone else play with your nipples gently?
7) Do you like your nipples to be pinched, bitten, or have clothes pins attached to them?
8) Do you like to have your hair pulled during sex?
9) How often do you have sex with strangers?
10) Are you turned on by fisting? if so, why?
11) Have you ever kissed or been sexual with someone of the same sex?
12) Have you ever conventional anal sex, and did you enjoy it?
13) Have you ever been penetrated anally by anything? i.e. fingers, penis, dildo, etc.
14) Have you ever been part of a double penetration, and if so which part?
15) Do you prefer to give or receive when it comes to oral sex?
16) If female- have you ever squirted, and under what circumstances? If male- have you ever made a woman squirt?
17) Have you ever looked up bestiality pictures on the internet?
18) What's the strangest place you've ever had sex, and name it.
19) Strangest place you ever masturbated, and name it.
20) Do you ever masturbate to, or get turned on by totally non-sexual things (ie household appliances, trees, etc)?
21) Have you ever participated in a threesome or an orgy?
22) How many people do you know you secretly wish you could fuck?
23) Do juvenile or non-scientific words (ie "titties) turn you on during sex if your partner uses them?
24) Do you enjoy getting spanked either before or during sex?
25) Do you find lactation arousing?
26) Have you ever faked an orgasm?
27) What is your favorite sexual position?
28) Does size matter?
29) Does girth matter?
30) Do you like being peed on?
31) Would you like to find out if you like being peed on?
32) If you in fact like being peed on, do you take it in the face or insist the pisser aims for
your body and/or hair?
33) Name the weirdest place on your body someone has cum on you.
34) Have you ever masturbated using a non-sexual object (ie a book spine, hairbrush)? Also, name what the object as and in what capacity you used it.
35) Have you ever penetrated yourself with a vegetable or other food product?
36) What's the worst music you've ever heard during either sex or masturbation?
37) Have you ever eaten food off someone? Also, what food and did your partner enjoy it?
38) Have you ever had sex in the shower or in the bathroom?
38) Do you have sex if your partner is menstruating?
40) Do you masturbate if you are menstruating?
41) Do you wear socks during sex? If so, what color are they?
42) If you could only choose one form of sexual release (masturbation, oral sex, etc.) for the rest of your life, what would you choose, and why?
43) Do you enjoy watching your partner masturbate?
44) Have you ever been a voyeur, and if yes explain the circumstances.
45) After penetrating your partner with your fingers, do you A) lick your fingers B)make your partner lick your fingers C) make them smell your fingers D) Rub your fingers across their face?
46) After your first sexual experience did you not wash your hands for several days?
47) Have you ever particpated in a sex video?
48) Have you posted nude photos on the web, and if so, where?
49) (If male) How many times have you had blue balls? (If female) Have you ever had a swollen labia?
50) Have you ever performed a sexual act for money? If so, how much money and what did you have to do?
51) How many sex toys do you own, and how often do you use them in sexual play?
52) Do you prefer tight, athletic bodies or voluptuous, curvy ones?
53) Have you ever watched your partner perform sexual acts with someone else?
54) Have you ever interrupted sex to go to the bathroom?
55) Where is your favorite place to masturbate?
56) How much porno do you own?
57) Where do you hide your porno, and where do you hide your sex toys?
58) How often do you visit porn stores with the sole reason to buy something?
59) Do you prefer a woman's pubic area to be A) shaved bald B) trimmed C) untamed
60) Do you find yourself drawn to sites like burningangel or suicide girls?
61) Do you like being spit on during sex?
62) Have you ever sat on someone's face?
63) Have you ever had a rape fantasy?
64) Have you ever cheated?
65) Were you found out, and if so, what were the consequences?
66) Do you ever laugh during sex, and if so does your partner get offended?
67) Have you ever had to stop someone or redirect them to the correct spot during sex or foreplay?
68) Do you like being tied up?
69) Have you ever enjoyed sex with an ugly person, BECAUSE they were ugly?
70) If you were the opposite sex and had all of the correct genitalia, what is the first thing you would do with yourself?
71) If you had to have sex with someone in your family, who would it be?
72) Name something you've always wanted to do during sex, but haven't.
73) Do you like it if your partner makes you call yourself degrading names (ie cumslut, dickless loser)?
74) Have you ever had to "finish the job" because your partner couldnt?
75) Do you enjoy phone sex?
76) Do you pay for phone sex or do it with a friend?
77) Has the use of drugs or alcohol ever prohibited your ability to perform sexually?
78) If you have had phone sex, how many people have you had it with?
79) Have you ever wanted to sleep with one of your friend's family members? And if yes, how was it?
80) Do you enjoy titfucking and if so what do you use for lubrication?
81) Have you ever slept with a co-worker? Or wanted to?
82) Name the most inappropriate person you've had a sexual fantasy about?
83) Does your face and upper chest get red during sex
84) Have you ever been told that you are too aggressive/passive during sex?
85) do you like being bitten, and if so where?
86) Are you ever bored during sex and think about other things (i.e. housework, your job)?
87) What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said during sex?
88) Would you have sex with a retarded or crippled person?
89) How many fingers?
90) Ever had a sexual experience while either you or your partner was driving a car?
91) Do you frequently experience multiple orgasms while masturbating?
92) What's the longest amount of time spent masturbating
93) Will you FINALLY let Rickey shave you?
94) What was the first porn you ever encountered?
95) Have you ever had sex with a tranny, and if so, did you know they were a tranny beforehand?
96) Have you ever been to a gloryhole, and if so, how did it go?
97) Who is the oldest/youngest person you would have sex with?
98) Have you ever masturbated with a group of friends?
99) What kind of breasts do you like? (i.e. big, small, pointy, etc.) Also, what kind of nipples (i.e. puffy, perky, small etc.)
100) Why haven't you had sex with me yet?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Ill push, to get you in that fog

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Oh, yea, gonna, Im gonna watch you come

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Richard said...

did trent write that?

Deanna said...

Before I take this, I wanna see YOUR answers!

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

so is it because it's friday night that no one is responding? or is it that no one has the cajones to answer these questions? HUH?! actually, i'm just fuckin' around. i'm not going to answer any of these, even though rich really wants me to. i have no cajones, literally.

Jackie said...

i answered them, but not on here. haha.

D got bored. I hope this is satisfactory. said...

1) Do You Swallow?
Yes.
2) How many times a week do you masturbate?
It depends on my mood. Sometimes daily, sometimes I let a month or more go by.
3) Have you ever given a rim job
NO.
4) Have you ever received a rim job?
Yes.
5) Do you have a foot fetish, if so, why?
God no, I run screaming from feet and no one is allowed to touch mine...unless I'm drunk.
6) Do you like to play with or have someone else play with your nipples gently?
Yes.
7) Do you like your nipples to be pinched, bitten, or have clothes pins attached to them?
I've never tried clothes pins, thanks for the free sex advice!
8) Do you like to have your hair pulled during sex?
NO.
9) How often do you have sex with strangers?
Rarely.
10) Are you turned on by fisting? if so, why?
Yes, if I'm drunk.
11) Have you ever kissed or been sexual with someone of the same sex?
Yes.
12) Have you ever conventional anal sex, and did you enjoy it?
No (we tried), and no.
13) Have you ever been penetrated anally by anything? i.e. fingers, penis, dildo, etc.
Yes.
14) Have you ever been part of a double penetration, and if so which part?
No.
15) Do you prefer to give or receive when it comes to oral sex?
I don't care as long as I cum at some point.
16) If female- have you ever squirted, and under what circumstances? If male- have you ever made a woman squirt?
No.
17) Have you ever looked up bestiality pictures on the internet?
No, though I stumbled upon some accidentally on someone else's computer during college...for some reason the dork had them shared on the campus network. I've never really been able to think of him the same way since, it was vaguely traumatizing.
18) What's the strangest place you've ever had sex, and name it.
At a marina in Iowa.
19) Strangest place you ever masturbated, and name it.
Work.
20) Do you ever masturbate to, or get turned on by totally non-sexual things (ie household appliances, trees, etc)?
If I do, it happens on a subconscious level.
21) Have you ever participated in a threesome or an orgy?
No.
22) How many people do you know you secretly wish you could fuck?
Countless.
23) Do juvenile or non-scientific words (ie "titties) turn you on during sex if your partner uses them?
It depends on the context--but "titties" is never sexy.
24) Do you enjoy getting spanked either before or during sex?
No.
25) Do you find lactation arousing?
No.
26) Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Yes, but only a few times early on.
27) What is your favorite sexual position?
I don't like playing favorites.
28) Does size matter?
No.
29) Does girth matter?
No.
30) Do you like being peed on?
If I were a toilet, I might force myself to start deriving absurd pleasure from it, but fortunately I am not a toilet.
31) Would you like to find out if you like being peed on?
No.
32) If you in fact like being peed on, do you take it in the face or insist the pisser aims for
your body and/or hair?
On my ass.
33) Name the weirdest place on your body someone has cum on you.
I think my leg, but I was drunk at the time so I don't entirely remember.
34) Have you ever masturbated using a non-sexual object (ie a book spine, hairbrush)? Also, name what the object as and in what capacity you used it.
No.
35) Have you ever penetrated yourself with a vegetable or other food product?
No.
36) What's the worst music you've ever heard during either sex or masturbation?
Hahaha, probably sometime from Sean's collection, which I have since blocked from my memory.
37) Have you ever eaten food off someone? Also, what food and did your partner enjoy it?
Yes. Strawberry syrup. I think he did.
38) Have you ever had sex in the shower or in the bathroom?
Yes.
38) Do you have sex if your partner is menstruating?
No, my partner does not menstruate.
40) Do you masturbate if you are menstruating?
Yes.
41) Do you wear socks during sex? If so, what color are they?
Rarely. I own socks of many colors.
42) If you could only choose one form of sexual release (masturbation, oral sex, etc.) for the rest of your life, what would you choose, and why?
Can I do a combo? Because being fucked from behind while wanking never gets old.
43) Do you enjoy watching your partner masturbate?
Fuck yes.
44) Have you ever been a voyeur, and if yes explain the circumstances.
Not really.
45) After penetrating your partner with your fingers, do you A) lick your fingers B)make your partner lick your fingers C) make them smell your fingers D) Rub your fingers across their face?
I do not penetrate my partner with my fingers. I don't think he'd like that very much.
46) After your first sexual experience did you not wash your hands for several days?
I'm fairly sure I washed my hands soon afterwards.
47) Have you ever particpated in a sex video?
Sort of...
48) Have you posted nude photos on the web, and if so, where?
Hahaha. I plead the fifth.
49) (If male) How many times have you had blue balls? (If female) Have you ever had a swollen labia?
Yes.
50) Have you ever performed a sexual act for money? If so, how much money and what did you have to do?
No.
51) How many sex toys do you own, and how often do you use them in sexual play?
I currently own four. I think I've owned nine in my whole life, and I keep breaking them. I don't use them as often as I'd like.
52) Do you prefer tight, athletic bodies or voluptuous, curvy ones?
I prefer emaciated ones.
53) Have you ever watched your partner perform sexual acts with someone else?
No.
54) Have you ever interrupted sex to go to the bathroom?
Yes.
55) Where is your favorite place to masturbate?
Um...wherever. I'm not picky.
56) How much porno do you own?
None, aside from one video from BA saved on my hard drive.
57) Where do you hide your porno, and where do you hide your sex toys?
I hide my sex toys in my closet and in the drawer below my stereo.
58) How often do you visit porn stores with the sole reason to buy something?
Once a year or so? It was more frequent when I lived in Cookeville.
59) Do you prefer a woman's pubic area to be A) shaved bald B) trimmed C) untamed
Trimmed.
60) Do you find yourself drawn to sites like burningangel or suicide girls?
BA is alright. SG is mutt.
61) Do you like being spit on during sex?
Ehn.
62) Have you ever sat on someone's face?
Yes.
63) Have you ever had a rape fantasy?
No.
64) Have you ever cheated?
No.
65) Were you found out, and if so, what were the consequences?
None.
66) Do you ever laugh during sex, and if so does your partner get offended?
Yes, and no, because he's usually laughing too.
67) Have you ever had to stop someone or redirect them to the correct spot during sex or foreplay?
Yes.
68) Do you like being tied up?
Ehn, it's not bad.
69) Have you ever enjoyed sex with an ugly person, BECAUSE they were ugly?
No, I only fuck pretty people. Haha.
70) If you were the opposite sex and had all of the correct genitalia, what is the first thing you would do with yourself?
Stare in a full length mirror and wank, duh.
71) If you had to have sex with someone in your family, who would it be?
My cousin Kirk.
72) Name something you've always wanted to do during sex, but haven't.
Fuck standing up. The height difference makes it really difficult.
73) Do you like it if your partner makes you call yourself degrading names (ie cumslut, dickless loser)?
No.
74) Have you ever had to "finish the job" because your partner couldnt?
I'm sure I have...but not recently.
75) Do you enjoy phone sex?
It'll do when there's nothing else.
76) Do you pay for phone sex or do it with a friend?
With a friend.
77) Has the use of drugs or alcohol ever prohibited your ability to perform sexually?
No.
78) If you have had phone sex, how many people have you had it with?
Three.
79) Have you ever wanted to sleep with one of your friend's family members? And if yes, how was it?
Um, probably.
80) Do you enjoy titfucking and if so what do you use for lubrication?
Not applicable.
81) Have you ever slept with a co-worker? Or wanted to?
No and yes.
82) Name the most inappropriate person you've had a sexual fantasy about?
A gay coworker, before I knew he was gay.
83) Does your face and upper chest get red during sex
Sometimes.
84) Have you ever been told that you are too aggressive/passive during sex?
No.
85) do you like being bitten, and if so where?
Depends on my mood. Wherever.
86) Are you ever bored during sex and think about other things (i.e. housework, your job)?
No.
87) What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said during sex?
Probably everything.
88) Would you have sex with a retarded or crippled person?
Retarded, no...disabled, probably. Depends on who they are, same with everybody else.
89) How many fingers?
Depends on my mood.
90) Ever had a sexual experience while either you or your partner was driving a car?
Yeah, I've done some crotch rubbing while someone else was driving.
91) Do you frequently experience multiple orgasms while masturbating?
I usually stop after one. I save the multiples for when someone else is around and I have to put on a show.
92) What's the longest amount of time spent masturbating
Six hours, I think.
93) Will you FINALLY let Rickey shave you?
No, I've come to like my fur.
94) What was the first porn you ever encountered?
Ooooooh boy, my brother once hid this video under his bed that involved lesbian vampires, I think...or witches. It was very strange.
95) Have you ever had sex with a tranny, and if so, did you know they were a tranny beforehand?
No.
96) Have you ever been to a gloryhole, and if so, how did it go?
No.
97) Who is the oldest/youngest person you would have sex with?
31/24
98) Have you ever masturbated with a group of friends?
No.
99) What kind of breasts do you like? (i.e. big, small, pointy, etc.) Also, what kind of nipples (i.e. puffy, perky, small etc.)
Depends on my mood. Boobs are boobs in the end.
100) Why haven't you had sex with me yet?
1. Liz
2. Liz
3. Liz

D said...

Yeah, you're all pussies. Haha.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

**applause applause**

thank you, deanna, for being the only person with the guts to answer the questions! i'll go back to hiding in my cave now.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

1) Do You Swallow?
sometimes
2) How many times a week do you masturbate?
not much
3) Have you ever given a rim job
fuck no
4) Have you ever received a rim job?
fuck no again
5) Do you have a foot fetish, if so, why?
what's so sexy about feet?
6) Do you like to play with or have someone else play with your nipples gently?
who doesn't, besides rich...
7) Do you like your nipples to be pinched, bitten, or have clothes pins attached to them?
no, that hurts
8) Do you like to have your hair pulled during sex?
umm... i don't think so
9) How often do you have sex with strangers?
never
10) Are you turned on by fisting? if so, why?
fisting is for jerks and lesbians
11) Have you ever kissed or been sexual with someone of the same sex?
yeah and you know who it was
12) Have you ever conventional anal sex, and did you enjoy it?
god no. that's a one way road
13) Have you ever been penetrated anally by anything? i.e. fingers, penis, dildo, etc.
nope
14) Have you ever been part of a double penetration, and if so which part?
no...
15) Do you prefer to give or receive when it comes to oral sex?
i'll do both :) at the same time! ha!
16) If female- have you ever squirted, and under what circumstances? If male- have you ever made a woman squirt?
yeah but a woman never tells
17) Have you ever looked up bestiality pictures on the internet?
why would i do that?
18) What's the strangest place you've ever had sex, and name it.
i guess nowadays bedrooms are strange places. maybe living rooms too?
19) Strangest place you ever masturbated, and name it.
in car while driving back to school... in champaign
20) Do you ever masturbate to, or get turned on by totally non-sexual things (ie household appliances, trees, etc)?
no, only people turn me on
21) Have you ever participated in a threesome or an orgy?
yeah. i'm sure rich told everyone about it
22) How many people do you know you secretly wish you could fuck?
if i answer this with a number other than zero, you-know-who won't like it.
23) Do juvenile or non-scientific words (ie "titties) turn you on during sex if your partner uses them?
not really. i think only juveniles get turned on by that
24) Do you enjoy getting spanked either before or during sex?
sure, cuz that brings blood flow to the lower body and hence you have more sensations there
25) Do you find lactation arousing?
no, i find it kind of freaky, and not kinky freaky--weird freaky
26) Have you ever faked an orgasm?
again, who hasn't?
27) What is your favorite sexual position?
i like how deanna answered this, so read hers
28) Does size matter?
no sir
29) Does girth matter?
perhaps
30) Do you like being peed on?
do you really think anyone will admit it if they do? not that i do, cuz i think it's stupid, but c'mon... if anyone reading this does like it, they'll never fess up
31) Would you like to find out if you like being peed on?
only if r. kelly will be teaching the course.
32) If you in fact like being peed on, do you take it in the face or insist the pisser aims for
your body and/or hair?
i already said i don't care for it
33) Name the weirdest place on your body someone has cum on you.
i can't remember
34) Have you ever masturbated using a non-sexual object (ie a book spine, hairbrush)? Also, name what the object as and in what capacity you used it.
yeah, and i'm sure rich has told a couple of you about it already
35) Have you ever penetrated yourself with a vegetable or other food product?
yeah, but i am not talking about it to anone ever. not even myself.
36) What's the worst music you've ever heard during either sex or masturbation?
no music has ever been playing as far as i can remember
37) Have you ever eaten food off someone? Also, what food and did your partner enjoy it?
no, i don't really understand why people like to lick food and stuff off of people.
38) Have you ever had sex in the shower or in the bathroom?
no.... it's a dirty place
38) Do you have sex if your partner is menstruating?
rich doesn't menstruate. or does he???
40) Do you masturbate if you are menstruating?
if i really can't wait, which isn't often.
41) Do you wear socks during sex? If so, what color are they?
no socks... that's a guy thing. but i also have socks in a variety of colors. i love getting cute socks!
42) If you could only choose one form of sexual release (masturbation, oral sex, etc.) for the rest of your life, what would you choose, and why?
just one? oohhhhh. not fair. i can't choose just one
43) Do you enjoy watching your partner masturbate?
probably not as much as guys enjoy seeing their girlfriends or wives do it
44) Have you ever been a voyeur, and if yes explain the circumstances.
no, but if you're offering a circumstance, i'll consider it. ha!
45) After penetrating your partner with your fingers, do you A) lick your fingers B)make your partner lick your fingers C) make them smell your fingers D) Rub your fingers across their face?
i can barely touch rich, so i have to say i don't do any of the above
46) After your first sexual experience did you not wash your hands for several days?
like deanna i washed soon afterwards
47) Have you ever particpated in a sex video?
no no no. never never never. although i wouldn't be opposed to photographing or directing a photo shoot or film...
48) Have you posted nude photos on the web, and if so, where?
well, it sounds like deanna may have posted some of the nude pictures i took of her somewhere but she won't say where
49) (If male) How many times have you had blue balls? (If female) Have you ever had a swollen labia? that can happen to women? wow, you learn something new everyday
50) Have you ever performed a sexual act for money? If so, how much money and what did you have to do?
no no no... i'm a good girl
51) How many sex toys do you own, and how often do you use them in sexual play?
i have one that i bought for jackie but we didn't get to see her for a while. but i don't use it very often. it's loud and annoying.
52) Do you prefer tight, athletic bodies or voluptuous, curvy ones? well, i guess the latter. esp. on women. god damn it, women should look like women.
53) Have you ever watched your partner perform sexual acts with someone else?
sort of
54) Have you ever interrupted sex to go to the bathroom?
hahaha.... no.
55) Where is your favorite place to masturbate?
bed
56) How much porno do you own?
none, unless you count the "one handed reads" stories at the back of every bust magazine i own.
57) Where do you hide your porno, and where do you hide your sex toys?
ifi tell you then it's not really hiding, is it?
58) How often do you visit porn stores with the sole reason to buy something?
never, haha. however, going there to see what kind of thing other people buy is fascinating
59) Do you prefer a woman's pubic area to be A) shaved bald B) trimmed C) untamed
as long as hair is there i don't care. no hair=too child like
60) Do you find yourself drawn to sites like burningangel or suicide girls?
BA is cool, even though they can be kind of gross, and their taste in music is predominantly mall punk. but they like vegans, so that's cool!
61) Do you like being spit on during sex?
uh, no. especially if it's rich's, with his sinus problem and everything
62) Have you ever sat on someone's face?
no, i don't want to be a murderer. coming up on lifetime: death by squatting
63) Have you ever had a rape fantasy?
no, i'm no masochist
64) Have you ever cheated?
no. never
65) Were you found out, and if so, what were the consequences?
i hope to never know the consequences
66) Do you ever laugh during sex, and if so does your partner get offended?
i can't recall that i ever laughed
67) Have you ever had to stop someone or redirect them to the correct spot during sex or foreplay?
i can't remember
68) Do you like being tied up?
uh, i don't think i would like that
69) Have you ever enjoyed sex with an ugly person, BECAUSE they were ugly?
this is a silly question
70) If you were the opposite sex and had all of the correct genitalia, what is the first thing you would do with yourself?
again, deanna put it best. read her answer
71) If you had to have sex with someone in your family, who would it be?
no one. jesus christ, not only is that a sick question, there's no one in my family with any sex appeal
72) Name something you've always wanted to do during sex, but haven't.
i can't complain right now about anything.
73) Do you like it if your partner makes you call yourself degrading names (ie cumslut, dickless loser)?
haha.... dickless loser. that's funny. oh, my answer is no.
74) Have you ever had to "finish the job" because your partner couldnt?
maybe once, a long time ago when my body was just like "fuck you liz"
75) Do you enjoy phone sex?
never had it, apparently the last phone sex virgin in america
76) Do you pay for phone sex or do it with a friend?
i wouldn't pay for that shit
77) Has the use of drugs or alcohol ever prohibited your ability to perform sexually?
no, but maybe lack of sleep has
78) If you have had phone sex, how many people have you had it with?
zero
79) Have you ever wanted to sleep with one of your friend's family members? And if yes, how was it? well, i suppose i have, but i can't remember anyone specifically. but i didn't actually sleep with anyone, so i can't answer the second question.
80) Do you enjoy titfucking and if so what do you use for lubrication?
yeah, i guess so. my boobs are big enough. what do we use, hon?
81) Have you ever slept with a co-worker? Or wanted to? no. yes.
82) Name the most inappropriate person you've had a sexual fantasy about? uhhh... i guess the few famous people who are between 20 and 40 years older than me. that's pretty idiotic.
83) Does your face and upper chest get red during sex
how the hell do i know? i don't look in a mirror while i'm doin' it.
84) Have you ever been told that you are too aggressive/passive during sex?
i think rich has said i'm too passive
85) do you like being bitten, and if so where?
no hurting me, please.
86) Are you ever bored during sex and think about other things (i.e. housework, your job)?
hahaha... no.
87) What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever said during sex?
i don't really speak. kind of like when i'm not having sex.
88) Would you have sex with a retarded or crippled person?
probably not, i guess i'm not totally PC.
89) How many fingers?
what? when? two?
90) Ever had a sexual experience while either you or your partner was driving a car? see above question about jerkin' it.
91) Do you frequently experience multiple orgasms while masturbating? no. once and i'm done.
92) What's the longest amount of time spent masturbating
maybe 30 mins. no one can compare to deanna's six hour marathon. did your arms hurt the next day?
93) Will you FINALLY let Rickey shave you?
only if i can shave him first. "smooth as eggs"
94) What was the first porn you ever encountered?
the spice channel at fatima's house.
95) Have you ever had sex with a tranny, and if so, did you know they were a tranny beforehand?
no, but i think a girl at work is dating one. that's what everyone says becuase he's kind of weird looking.
96) Have you ever been to a gloryhole, and if so, how did it go?
no i haven't.
97) Who is the oldest/youngest person you would have sex with?
"would" have sex with? 29, since i want no one but rich. however, if i didn't have him... well, i won't go into that. but no one younger than me.
98) Have you ever masturbated with a group of friends?
no, but i think my friends have.
99) What kind of breasts do you like? (i.e. big, small, pointy, etc.) Also, what kind of nipples (i.e. puffy, perky, small etc.)
big bouncy boobies. big bold sassy and brassy. texas style.
100) Why haven't you had sex with me yet?
you were on your period.

Deanna said...

Yay Liz for not being a pussy!

Jackie said...

well i didn't do it but i was certainly mentioned. much to my red faced embarassment, haha.

Deanna said...

Not to change the subject, but haven't we been saying similar things for like 10000 years now?