Thursday, August 09, 2007

YOU'VE WON A PRIZE!

I guess they took the bullets out of the French "sound gun", melted them down and came up with this...(from dailyindia.com paraphrasing england's daily mirror but interestingly all mention of this has vanished off of aol news)


"London, Aug.9: The latest weapon in the fight terrorism and crime is the "puke ray", a torch that makes perpetrators vomit.

According to The Mirror, a powerful strobe beam aims a series of light pulses and colours at suspects' eyes to blind and disorienate them. They thereafter become dizzy and want to throw up.

The US Department of Homeland Security has awarded the California inventors a 500,000 pound contract to scale down the foot-long four-inch thick pukelight to pocket size.

And if tests are successful, it could be in use by airport police by 2010."

14 comments:

D said...

Good, I've totally been looking for a reasonable excuse to puke on people while waiting to catch a flight.

This is seriously the longest week ever...sheer torture. The moment they take my ID and escort me from the building will not come soon enough.

Fred and George Weasley said...

They're called Puking Pastilles and they TOTALLY stole the idea from us!

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

fuck this shit. I cant believe the miles post didnt even last a whole day on top.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

i think that shot of him with his hands over his mouth should be forever on the marquee of this blog

D said...

Wow, someone other than me made a Harry Potter reference. I'm impressed.

YOU KNOW GEORGE DIES IN THE LAST BOOK, RIGHT?????

D said...

I'm getting really tempted to post all the spoilers, in case the Weasleys return. Ron and Hermione finally fuck or something. Snape and Hagrid and Hedwig all die. And of course Harry lives, you dumbass.

Richard said...

what???

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

i don't even listen to miles and i was thinking the same thing.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

d, i think you're the only one who reads hp here. rich and i haven't even seen the movies.

Richard said...

the only hp i know is the sauce

weasleys said...

Actually, it's Fred that dies. Along with Lupin, Tonks, Moody, Snape, Hedwig, and Colin Creevy. Eat it.

D said...

Weasleys, I concede to your superior HP knowledge. I'm still on book 6, but a branch of the library is holding #7 for me. Tonks has the coolest sounding hair, it's a shame she dies.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

why dont you listen to miles, liz?

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

no reason, really. i just haven't got that far yet. i'll reach him soon. i mean, i never said i wouldn't, which is good because if i ever had those images would force me to reconsider.