You've got to be fucking kidding me

HOUSTON (AP) Exxon Mobil is reporting second-quarter earnings of $11.68 billion, the largest quarterly profit ever by a U.S. corporation

Lifted by record crude prices, Exxon Mobil says its second-quarter earnings rose nearly 14 percent to $11.68 billion, the biggest quarterly profit ever by any U.S. corporation.

The world's largest publicly traded oil company said Thursday its net income for the April-June period came to $2.22 a share, up from $10.26 billion, or $1.83 a share, a year ago.

Revenue rose 40 percent to $138.1 billion from $98.4 billion in the year-earlier quarter.

Excluding an aftertax charge of $290 million related to an Exxon Valdez court settlement, earnings amounted to $11.97 billion, or $2.27 per share.

Analyst on average expected Exxon Mobil to earn $2.52 a share on revenue of $144 billion, according to a survey by Thomson Financial. The estimates typically exclude one-time items.

CURIOUS

Does anyone here or out there know anything about the music of Dr Fiorella Terenzi or the Taj Mahal Travellers?

Any info/opinions would be welcome.

Thanks in advance!

Heckling the hecklers

Is pretty much what I just did.

I also threw the guitar aside and did the entire set a capella. Fuck guitars! I don't need 'em!

My friend Hollie gave me a ride home, and we put on Dig Me Out and sang along at the tops of our lungs. That was probably the highlight of the evening.

MEATY!

MEATY!

BEATY!

BIG!

BOUNCY!


In honor of Tony Bourdain having The Motor City Madman himself on an upcoming episode, I'm indulging my inner indignant liberal and posting a link to the ANTI-ANTHONY BOURDAIN VEGAN EXTRAVAGANZA SITE!
HERE IT IS!
http://hezbollahtofu.blogspot.com/

This site is dedicated to taking the meat out of the matter, and I for one am thrilled to try the results!

Also, I find it pretty funny.

---DISCLAIMER---
FOR THE RECORD---
Yes, of course I have been and still am a big of Mr Bourdain. His show is yes, still very much the best on television. Yes, he is a very talented writer. Yes, I read his blog and continue to find him humorous, insightful, articulate, intelligent , etc. Him and I just happen to disagree on a few things. And if I can't have a laugh about that, then what's the point!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY THURSTON MOORE

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suuk, uh, suuk suuk suuk koo--suuk, uh, suuk suuk suuk koo--skoo suuk, suupp oo
A Dance, a dance to dancing to german prancing to fucking france--skuu skuu stoo koo
and all the rest

suuk suuk koo--suuk, uh, suuk suuk suuk koo--skoo suuk, suupp oo
a dance to decadance, a dance to the train that runs through my mind
searching for the snake running into my behind

a dance, a dance a fairy dance
a dance that will surf into man's hole
a dance that will turn man's whole into man's soul

a dance to all the dead people who say
hey, don't forget, we are the ones who create the earth's sweat

a dance,a mothey fucky dance
a muddy track, a muddy slice into the crack
of gods homo sapien whack
Oh yes, the flowers they will grow
and they will show us how to blow
in the wind like a dylan Fug

like a fuggy wug,
like the sky will come down and reign the mudd
the muddy trax, the muddy wax
Oh YES, a dance, a fucky wucky dance
a dance to americas
fastique-plastique-plastique
plastique holes

in the skies, in disguise, in judy's eyes in Judy's eyes Judy in disguise
whoo chk chk chk ch--
suuk suuk koo--suuk, uh, suuk suuk suuk koo--skoo suuk, suupp oo
chk chk chk choo
Oh yeah you know I dance to the film
that captures my million fucking ants crawling through
the rocks of my prehistoric mind

A DANCE A DANCE A DANCE suuk suuk koo--suuk, uh, suuk suuk suuk koo--skoo suuk, suupp oo
to the teeth that are in the bucket of my head
A DANCE A DANCE A DANCE to the puppet of meat
that sways its head over its feet, and sneezes
hello, i love you
wont you tell me yr beautiful fucking name
you insane american chicks, and dicks,
together we will click into the great golf ball

in the sky
dance, DANCE, DANCE, DANCE,BATZ, BANTZ, BANTZ,
dance and die

VOID

"MY RULES"

here are some more pictures of simone. i think it was on a trip to munchen. she looks cute in her little german dress!

Thank God

Headline on AOL News:

"Richard Roeper Taking His Thumb Elsewhere"

What, he's moving it from his ass to his mouth? Anyway, he's leaving the at themovies show. Goodbye, go away, die.

Also, Jesse Helms died a lil back...too bad it wasn't 20 years ago.

So...

If you saw No Reservations last night, you know why I'm posting this. If you didn't, tune in.

I've given money to the landmines organization before. I trust them.

The first link was posted on Bourdain's blog by a fan. They look right on to me.

http://www.jhai.org/index.php
http://www.landmines.org.uk/

YEAH!

WHAT COLOUR PANTIES ARE YOU WEARING---AND UH, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING THEM?

Killing Spree

Overdosing from "Drank"- Dead on "Sizzurp"

Breaking Windows

Biting The Flesh Of The Enemy

Eating At Wendy's



Celebrating 4th Of July

Walking Through Traffic

Buying Tiles At Home Depot



Licking Blood From The Knife

Flowers

Babys

Sizzled Meat

Surgery

Puppy Love

Incest Is Best

Sugar



Fucking In The Streets

Death To The Infidels

The Rape Machine Is My Mind

Super

Everything Kicks Ass

Sheep

People

Your New Breasts Look Amazing



Suicide

Dead Aunt

Death To The Infidels

Snuffing Your Enemy



Suffering For Love

First Date

Holding Hands

Pixie Stick

Lupus

Hemophiliac



Your Fault

I Blame You

Martyr

Sympathy

Pity Blowjob

Blue Tooth

iPhone

Sizzurp



Goats

Sheep

Catchphrases

Home Catheder Set

Star Spangled Banner



Christ

Jizzy-Krizzy

KoKo The Clown

Testicles

Food Network



Nifty

Spiffy

Rad

Fucked

Forgotten

Uppity



Smiles

Handshakes

Assurances

Match.com

Toes



Random Murder

Romance

Home Invasion

Feel-Good

Home Bombs Made Easy

Co-Workers

Pals

Buddys

Fast Food

Nice Dudes

Pretty Girls

Sun Tan

Smiles

Laughter

Funny Guy





Happy Holiday

Universal Love

Totally Awesome



Be Yourself



Don't Jump Through Hoops For Nobody



In Heaven, Everything Is Fine



People Are Smart

Everything Is Better Than It Used To Be



Universal Love

soccer!

simone sent me these pictures... i just thought the soccer fans around here would like them. too bad daniel is wearing sunglasses because then you'd be able to see his face, but oh well.