Tuesday, September 16, 2008

SUGGESTIONS BOX

I'm taking suggestions.

19 comments:

Jackie said...

for what????

Richard said...

well anything you like...however if one wants to narrow it down to records, films, books etc, it's much appreciated

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

If it sounds like a horse and looks like a horse its probably not a zebra

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

eat bran

Jackie said...

i got your suggestion right here pal. *grabs crotch*

Richard said...

Well thanks gang, I have to say that

"If it sounds like a horse and looks like a horse its probably not a zebra"

"eat bran"

"i got your suggestion right here pal. *grabs crotch*"

are the three greatest suggestions a guy's ever been given. I cant wait to hunt down these new obscurities post haste.

Richard said...

Well, well, well, apparently "i got your suggestion right here pal. *grabs crotch*" got terrible reviews upon its inital release. And since Michael nedved is always right, I will turn my nose up at this suggestion. I say good day to you.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

"i" before "e" except after "c"

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

Never use the term "boner shrinker" in front of elca coworkers

Richard said...

thats a very useful one...and speaking of which right now the bishop and the direcotrs are all having a hush hush meeting. though i did hear one the direcotrs claim they will "fight fire with fire". Oh, the drama, the intrigue, the suspense.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

see now the bishop is talking about "pulling boners", ya see...

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

and also about how "showers are supposed to feel good"

Jackie said...

yeah, showers are supposed to feel good!!! by the way, my real suggestion is that you do that voice next time we talk on the phone. or at the apple barn!

Jackie said...

and eating more bran is never a bad thing. so i think that was a pretty good suggestion.

Deanna said...

Not a suggestion, but.

Unless you want to interpret that as a suggestion not to move to Michigan.

Richard said...

At the apple barn I will do nothing but speak in my "special voice".

After all...you like it, feels gooood, makes you sexually arouuuuuuussed.

que ferions-nous sans vous pour nous guider? said...

then you're all going on your own! i can't take that voice anymore!

Richard said...

Liz it sounds liek you need to do something to relieve the presssuurrrrrrrrre

Jackie said...

oh liz, i'm sorry i enjoy the voice so much! i promise apple picking won't be ruined by the voice.