Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Surely you've already heard

Blagojevich was taken into custody today. Can we find a replacement who isn't a complete douchebag? Illinois, don't let me down!

7 comments:

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

Ah, fuck that, we don't need no stinking replacement! Governors are just muppets anyway. brightly colored fuzzy dolls that reflect the cute side of our eccentricities and weaknesses. they're the next thing to go in evolution like pinky toes and the flap of cartilage on our head that denotes the ear. This is great though. The state can use Rowdy Rod's paycheck for road salt this winter (and maybe a lil on the cta too!)

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

"'Bleep bleeping bleep. Bleep bleep bleep bleeping bleep, bleep them. Bleeping bleep bleepingly bleep bleep bleep.' and the bleeps aren't bleeps."
P. Fitzgerald

Deanna said...

Dude, Muppets aren't as stupid as Blago.

Deanna said...

And the bleep thing is hilarious. I wish I had a TV in my office right now. Getting it secondhand from the internet is way less fun.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

Muppets are William Blake compared to The Rod Man. I sure hope that lil guy's got some shoe laces or a belt--now's the time to use them.

Rich On Liz's Computer said...

He could just use his hair, it's got to be like 14 feet of rope wrapped around that head

Deanna said...

Jesse Jackson Jr. supposedly tried to buy the seat for a million bucks!