Thursday, February 12, 2009


“It’s Top Chef, not Top Pussy"

fuckin right on, man!


Deanna said...

I was just on hold for ages and the automated voice that kept coming on the line sounded exactly like Dave Foley.

Hey, my life is boring. I'll take my simple pleasures when I can.

Jackie said...

i love fabio! i mean, who doesn't?

and i'm glad leah got kicked off.... i hated her. but bring back jamie!

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

"I'll chop [the finger] off and sear it on the flat top so it doesn't bleed anymore, and tomorrow I will deal with nine finger!!!"

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

yeah, that fabio is certainly the sacred trickster! Theres no way leah's anti-orgasm cooking was gonna catch the antenna of the judges--that hollandaise turned out to be the poison arrow and from what we know, hosea is now walkin blue. But he can't massage the history--he's in a leaky lifeboat(for gregory corso), hosea might think about leaving the competition and going home and maybe he could stop at a malibu gas station on his way. Some think stefan needs to work on calming the snake of arrogance but I dont, it works for him. Um, whenever Carla opens her eyes she looks like she's been scared awake by a thunderclap for Bobby Pyn.