Tuesday, May 05, 2009
"Fuck off, Gauguin! You know how much I dig blondes!!"
So did you hear this one? Did you hear about this? There are all the stories of Van Gogh cutting off his ear in a fit of dementia/hysteria/paint eating (did he give the ear as a gift to some woman he was extremely fond of?) It turns out, based on research by two German art historians who combed through old police reports that V.V. actually lost the ear while fighting over a prostitute with Paul Gauguin!!! Gauguin was supposedly a master fencer and sliced that lil fucker off with a sword!!!......... Kinda deflates all the romantic imagery of the solitary visionary white knucklin' it 24/7...it's like the 'Pluto's not a planet' thing. Both whores agreed never to speak of it and Van Gogh would allow history to claim that he cut it off himself.