Monday, July 26, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
PITTSBURGH ROAD REPORT PART TWO
So, The Fluxus is totally kickkkin Pittsburgh's ASS! We walked the Gutter! I know you watched the RUFF/RAW FOOTAGE posted earlier, but that aint it at all motherfuckers, we got more!
Check this shit out
these hot rock chicks let us crash, and one of 'em had a baby she bought somewhere or had, or I dont fuckkkin knowe! Anyway we shot a scene for ur CLIT SPANKIN sequel qhich is called "CLIT SPANKIN II: THE FLUXXXUS IS CUMMIN THROUGH AND WE DONT GIVEW A A FUCKKK ABOUTJ YOU SO FUCKKK YOU MZOHTERFUCKKKER"
Anyway, check out this awesome scene we shot
But we;re not just making babies laugh and gettin single mothers to pay for us, as you know The Fluxus Is All About The Music!
So, here we are in the studio cutting our comeback single (which Jon wrote), with a little help from some guys and girls who have been influenced by us, thats right MOTHERFUCKERS bringing the gernations together, we hit the studio with memmberz of Vampire Weekend and The Arcade Fire, this shit is going to blow your minds, we've alreay gotten a 9.3 from Pitchfork
Check this shit out:
And here's the song I cut, I was gonna use Jon and Tim on it, but they were all like no way man, this shit is sio pure, you just do it motherfuckkkin acoustic- so I did
And gther third and final song for our big CUM-BACKKK is Tim's...and as usual Tim got all FREAKKKED OUT and EXPERI-MENTAL, and took some of Jon's shit and GOT INTO NATURE MAN! CHECK OUT THBIS CRAZY TIM FREAK OUT GUITAR PIONEER ACKKKTION!
And NEVER FORGET- THE FLUXXXUS IS FOR THE CHILDREN! THE FLUXXXUS IS FOR THE CHILDREN!! THE FLUXXXUS IS FOR THE CHILDREN!!! WE'VE CUM FOR YR CHILDREN!
Check this shit out
these hot rock chicks let us crash, and one of 'em had a baby she bought somewhere or had, or I dont fuckkkin knowe! Anyway we shot a scene for ur CLIT SPANKIN sequel qhich is called "CLIT SPANKIN II: THE FLUXXXUS IS CUMMIN THROUGH AND WE DONT GIVEW A A FUCKKK ABOUTJ YOU SO FUCKKK YOU MZOHTERFUCKKKER"
Anyway, check out this awesome scene we shot
But we;re not just making babies laugh and gettin single mothers to pay for us, as you know The Fluxus Is All About The Music!
So, here we are in the studio cutting our comeback single (which Jon wrote), with a little help from some guys and girls who have been influenced by us, thats right MOTHERFUCKERS bringing the gernations together, we hit the studio with memmberz of Vampire Weekend and The Arcade Fire, this shit is going to blow your minds, we've alreay gotten a 9.3 from Pitchfork
Check this shit out:
And here's the song I cut, I was gonna use Jon and Tim on it, but they were all like no way man, this shit is sio pure, you just do it motherfuckkkin acoustic- so I did
And gther third and final song for our big CUM-BACKKK is Tim's...and as usual Tim got all FREAKKKED OUT and EXPERI-MENTAL, and took some of Jon's shit and GOT INTO NATURE MAN! CHECK OUT THBIS CRAZY TIM FREAK OUT GUITAR PIONEER ACKKKTION!
And NEVER FORGET- THE FLUXXXUS IS FOR THE CHILDREN! THE FLUXXXUS IS FOR THE CHILDREN!! THE FLUXXXUS IS FOR THE CHILDREN!!! WE'VE CUM FOR YR CHILDREN!
PITTSBURGH ROAD REPORT PART ONE
Hey Motherfucerks we are WALKIN THE GUTTER to Pittsburgh, and fuck what you heard, this is a FLUXUS reunion, a sequel to CLIT SPANKIN IN '95...so no Liz, no Kate...fuck thats its HARDMOTHERFUKKKINCKORE FLUXXXUS AKKKTION...so that means Jon, Tim, And Rich. So we're totally bustin out the Jolt Cola like its 1995, and makin our sequel movie, and I'm sharing some RUFF/RAW FOOTAGE WITH YOU! Here's a scene that Jon shot just outside Gary, Indiana...THE FLUXUS IS BACK! WE RULE! STRUT THAT ASS, MOTHERFUCKERS...WALK THE GUTTER, WHAT DOES IT MEAN??????????????????
And here's a scene of Tim playing a reporter, and me (I've aged badly, and FUCK I knew I should have gone to the dentist) reflecting on the Clinton years, cuz you know I wrote that one poem about him and shit...
So, move over Lady Blah Blah & Twilight Movies...cuz WEER CUMMIN THRU & WE ONT GIV E A FUKKK ABTOU UUUUUU!
And here's a scene of Tim playing a reporter, and me (I've aged badly, and FUCK I knew I should have gone to the dentist) reflecting on the Clinton years, cuz you know I wrote that one poem about him and shit...
So, move over Lady Blah Blah & Twilight Movies...cuz WEER CUMMIN THRU & WE ONT GIV E A FUKKK ABTOU UUUUUU!
Monday, July 12, 2010
TULI KUPFERBERG
Everyone,
I am welling up with tears as I write this...Tuli Kupferberg has left the planet, aged 86. My words cannot do this genius of spirit and creativity justice. So, LISTEN TO THE SONGS. LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAD TO SAY. Celebrate this man...for he is not dead, there has never been a time when he is not alive, and there will never be a time when he is not alive. Tuli lives in all centuries, on all levels. He is a man of the infinite, and his songs and poems were the songs and poems of the infinite. SING & CELEBRATE this man and his freedom, because he spent his whole life doing it for you. I've said my peace.
I am welling up with tears as I write this...Tuli Kupferberg has left the planet, aged 86. My words cannot do this genius of spirit and creativity justice. So, LISTEN TO THE SONGS. LISTEN TO WHAT HE HAD TO SAY. Celebrate this man...for he is not dead, there has never been a time when he is not alive, and there will never be a time when he is not alive. Tuli lives in all centuries, on all levels. He is a man of the infinite, and his songs and poems were the songs and poems of the infinite. SING & CELEBRATE this man and his freedom, because he spent his whole life doing it for you. I've said my peace.
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Friday, July 02, 2010
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