Saturday, August 07, 2010

IT'S OFFICIAL

The goofy meter has been broken. Where the fuck do I even begin? I can't, you'll just have to see for yourselves. Dont forget, someone thought this up, wrote it, recorded it, and had it released.

5 comments:

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

of course the best part is the dude rapping near the end: don't get in a tiff/don't let yo ego droop/ when you take a whiff/'n it smell just like poop

Rich said...

While those are truly priceless couplets, THE BEST part of Riskay's fiendishly clever masterwork is the very end, where it just cuts off abruptly, as if the producer was like, "HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, THIS IS SO FUCKIN AMAZING, PEOPLE WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT, JUST STOP IT, STOP THE TAPE RIGHT THERE, I SAID FUCKIN STOP IT!!!!!!!", and thus the cherry on the sundae was born

Rich Again said...

Also, I would like to point out that there is answer song for this called "Thats Why Yo Pussy Smellz Like Rubbers"...which is...Christ...its like staring into the abyss, I couldnt even finish it. It's not even funny. I refuse to post it here. I wont! Though maybe I should post the Smell Yo Dick offical music video (though it really let me down cuz none of the three voices look anything like they do in my mind)

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

Oh jesus that reminds me of a third song that could perhaps be seen as the trilogy-closer to this house of cards by an unknown balladeer, something of a calltoarms, called "Godamn It Take A MotherFucking Shower!"

Rich said...

Actually I think the balladeer is the same one who did the truly surreal acoustic singer-songwriter cover version...I would post it here, but...you know