Thursday, January 27, 2011

Monday, January 17, 2011

Straight Ta Shots!!!


aww shit, step aside Fabio!  It appears Tom Hanks has another son who's a bigger dork than Collin and Tom himself.  Whole World:  Give it up for Northwestern student, CHET HAZE!!!  Ladies, please leave yr panties at the door.  excuse me maybe I didn't explain myself.  It appears Chet, Haze, that is, is an up-and-coming hip-hop artist.  I'm guessing Tom hanks is badgered endlessly for this at his quarterly meetings in the head of the statue of liberty.
     
And now....Like I said about the panties....
OK...................................................................................?  Let's take a step back and investigate the roots of Mr. Haze, the DNA...what made him him???

Thursday, January 13, 2011

IT'S FABIO!


Finally, somebody found a use for Twitter, and it's Fabio! This is probably the most genius literature I've ever read since James Joyce. The man fucking writes how he speaks. We love you, Fabio!
Revel in the greatness!