Tuesday, March 01, 2011


The Ma-Sheen has magic and poetry at his fingertips, but his fists breathe fire. Why? Cuz he has tiger blood and adonis DNA. Winning! He's a fuckin Warlock! Let's review!

F-18, Bro!

Rock Star From Mars, Bro!

I Cured It With My Mind!


This is great and all, but the prize goes to our hero Greg Ginn, who in the greatest moment of Facebook, EVER, posted the Alex Jones on The View clip, and added the perfectly understated caption "Charlie's Angel"!


Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

and the cameras continue to roll today and tomorrow and tonight. its like watching a very inebriated ant get burnt by a giant magnifying glass. and he keeps getting more gray and bluer every four hours and the goddesses quickly morph into the gelflings of dark crystal. and only hours ago, Muammar Gaddafi has declared to Christiane Amanpour that charlie is his brother in arms and together they shall battle with great swords, those who dare to take what is theirs. surely it is time for the great eclipse. By the time sir charles is dead in a month we will all have expired a lifetime of schadenfreude from our systems. everybodys gonna win! Its all happening.

and meanwhile Alex Jones does all he can to perpetrate the role of robert downey jr from natural born killers in this grand play within a play within a play(donwney jr of course being the "thomas jefferson" version of sheen-substance wise-in the late 90s. whoa..)

I think maybe this post needs to start a list of terminology. there are so many incredible zingers and whoppers being born into this world at such a profound velocity that I feel they need to be documented in a convenient list. I feel like some are starting to get away from me. Clearly this new language needs to be integrated swiftly.

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

where's the goods?