Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Happy New Year, 2012--it's 2013 now


15 comments:

Rich said...

I hope the whole year can be as awesome as this picture!

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

My thoughts exactly!

liz said...

something tells me that alcohol may not have been the #1 factor in making this picture happen. anyone else get that feeling?

Rich said...

All I feel is love

Rich said...

Speaking of New Year's, here's what happens when stupid gets stupid. I'm putting this here for uh, sociological purposes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCjZuj3NmR4&feature=player_embedded

Mr Bigpants Cock (of the) Walk said...

wow that is quite some programming! I guess it really is la la land and then I was like, "this could only get worse if everyone's second favorite crackhead showed up on stage in a translucent muffin top type situation." and then BLAMMO! there she is! "Its a fight theres a fight its ending with a fight...go to a cartoon!" ha! was that Jamie Kennedy or John "Jar of pickles under my arm" Tesar

Rich said...

From someone on the Onion

"I know! You'd think that in 10 seasons someone would have figured it out by now to just not let anyone else cook with the main ingredient and then they'd skate to victory. It's not like there's a rule in place to---wait, what now?"

Rich said...

Most Hated? I thought he was getting a bad rap from Bizzaro Kevin Gillespie, etc.

But I'm still not sure.

Most Pathetic?

Most Unintentionally Hilarious?

even last week when he was like, I should have won alone...you know there were always signs...

but for Mister Master to go out on "I've Got All The Pickles"...utterly transcendent.

Which leads me to...

Rich said...

...in regards to the epic KDOC New Year's Eve oh, is it ever Special...

After watching it a good six dozen times...

my two favourite moments are the fact that when theyre doing the "it was the best night of my life, and we're all best friends up here" wrap up, seconds before the fight breaks out, the totes professional female totes mangles "BONE THUGZ N HARGINOMY", but the prize is quickly swiped (as it is throughout) by the chipper lil guy, who seconds after the fight breaks out, makes sure to as enthusiastically as possible get in a good "AND WE'D ALSO LIKE TO THANK CARL'S JR.!!!", before Executive Producer Jamie asked them to cut to a cartoon, but instead got the silence of shame.

Rich said...

BTW, it's long gone off of youtubes and the internets, or is it???

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=14b_1357244001

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql5WeyiUvQQ&feature=youtu.be

Rich said...

And while I'm at it, yes its BAD that BONE THIGS N HARGINOMY said "fuck" and "shit" a whole lot...

but "buy the coke, cook the coke, cut it" is like, what people want to hear on New Year's???

And

"Y'all sure are quiet for some sexy people"

And

The guy loudly talking about the live action show he's producing to impress some girl at the beginning

Rich said...

And we'd also like to thank Carl's Jr!

Rich said...

11:15!!!???

Rich said...

HIS MOTHER!

Rich said...

And the lovely lady who cant be bothered to stop texting even though she's on tv, on stage, and being interviewed by the show's host.

And not just the other lovely lady...

but the goofy white guy in raccoon make-up lurking around, who's apparently very eager to keep her vagina tight.

BLEEP THAT!