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NEW FROM FLUXLIFE INC.! POEMS TO DANCE TO (1991-2001) !

The Rich Millett Archive Project is now a real thing!  For however long it takes, I’ll be rolling out items of the Fluxlife Inc. Vaults® that shall delight, confound, confuse, and, amaze!

Kinda sorta, Shut Up Sarah was the first release of the series, and now Poems To Dance To has  been unleashed!  Poems To Dance To consists of 36 pieces from long, long ago.  Most of these were published in lit mags, or were intended for books, but cut at the last minute.  Now, some of you eagle-eyed enterprising souls may recognize a few of these titles from Extracts (2001), or Twenty (2011), but…(and here’s the cool part) these are the original final versions, as I originally typed them, using both index fingers, back when I weighed 100 lbs less.  Everything that was in Extracts was re-typed (at a minimum), and (usually) re-written. 

This is straight out of the old files.  The real stuff.

Heres the contents…

RMAP01: POEMS TO DANCE TO (1991-2001)

The Lighter Side of Suicide

Sad Mind

Street Calls

Bag O' Nails

Hunter Girl

Love Means Always Saying You're Sorry

...But I Know

The Moon

The Dark Kiss

Mutilation Of The Blanks

Whatever You Think...

I Don't Care #363

Suicidal & Sunburned

Afraid Of The Dark

We Chew 'Em Up And Spit 'Em Out

Grunge Assault #1 (Wood Is Good)

I Rock

Where Did It All Go?

They Never Felt Sorrow

Shorty

Corsage

Pastiche

Catch Her In The Rye Bread

The Ballad Of Pablo

Fruitcake: The Final Insult

Guerilla

Platinum Blonde

Again

One-PLO

Commercials Are The Best Part

Krystyna's Café

Moral To The Story

Me Plus You

I Love Women

Accuser

The Rapist Vs. …….

To read this collection- click here!

http://www.scribd.com/doc/210184188/Poems-To-Dance-To-1991-2001

LOU REED

(from Lou Reed's FB page) "Take me for what I am a star newly emerging" Happy birthday Lou. From your friends, family, and fans. We thought today would be a good day to announce that the Lou Reed Archive is currently a work in progress. There are stacks upon stacks of boxes, full of hundreds of tapes, photographs, artwork, hard drives, letters, and more that will be transferred, cataloged, and assembled into an incredible archive. It's a long road ahead and we'll be sharing our progress along the way right here on the Lou Reed facebook and twitter pages so stay tuned!

FROM THE DIVINE TO THE IDICULOUS!

This is the cover of my next book. It's called "Fuck It"