On The Occasion Of Leo Tolstoy's 186th Birthday

"And a terrible thing is music in general. What is it? Why does it do what it does? They say that music stirs the soul. Nonsense! A lie! It acts, it acts frightfully (I speak for myself), but not in an exalting way. It acts neither in an exalting nor a debasing way, but in an agitating way. How shall I say it? Music makes me forget my real situation. It transports me into a state which is not my own. Under the influence of music I really seem to feel what I do not feel, to understand what I do not understand, to have powers which I cannot have. Music seems to me to act like yawning or laughter; I have no desire to sleep, but I yawn when I see others yawn; with no reason to laugh, I laugh when I hear others laugh. And music transports me immediately into the condition of soul in which he who wrote the music found himself at that time. I become confounded with his soul, and with him I pass from one condition to another. But why that? I know nothing about it? But he who wrote Beethoven's 'Kreutzer Sonata' knew well why he found himself in a certain condition. That condition led him to certain actions, and for that reason to him had a meaning, but to me none, none whatever. And that is why music provokes an excitement which it does not bring to a conclusion. For instance, a military march is played; the soldier passes to the sound of this march, and the music is finished. A dance is played; I have finished dancing, and the music is finished. A mass is sung; I receive the sacrament, and again the music is finished. But any other music provokes an excitement, and this excitement is not accompanied by the thing that needs properly to be done, and that is why music is so dangerous, and sometimes acts so frightfully. "In China music is under the control of the State, and that is the way it ought to be. Is it admissible that the first comer should hypnotize one or more persons, and then do with them as he likes? And especially that the hypnotizer should be the first immoral individual who happens to come along? It is a frightful power in the hands of any one, no matter whom. For instance, should they be allowed to play this 'Kreutzer Sonata,' the first presto,—and there are many like it,—in parlors, among ladies wearing low necked dresses, or in concerts, then finish the piece, receive the applause, and then begin another piece? These things should be played under certain circumstances, only in cases where it is necessary to incite certain actions corresponding to the music. But to incite an energy of feeling which corresponds to neither the time nor the place, and is expended in nothing, cannot fail to act dangerously."  --Pozdnyshev to the narrator
(The Kreutzer Sonata, Tolstoy's Short Fiction, Norton Critical Edition, pp.180-81)

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Word in Tinseltown is that newly divorced rocker Neil Young who you might know from CSN is currently "producing his own re-boot of Clan Of The Cave Bear" with sexy silver screen siren (or mermaid) Darryl Hannah! Insiders are already calling her the "classic rock Eva Prinz", for some reason, though I don't understand this joke.

Music legend and unlikely voice of reason, David Crosby had this to say to the Idaho Statesman this past Sunday, "And I happen to know that he's hanging out with somebody that's a purely poisonous predator now. And that's karma. He's gonna get hurt. But I understand why it happened. I'm just sad about it. I'm always sad when I see love get tossed in the gutter."

SINGLE CELL ORGANISMS

Coming soon from Fluxlife Inc- the latest release from the Rich Millett Archive Project- Single Cell Organisms- an audio collage/experiment/documentary assembled out of recordings from Dec. '89 - Dec. '91